ABOUT ME

Hi, I am Luka, I'm 16, and this website is an archive of my thoughts and my work. I mostly just like to make stories and pictures about my own dark past, mental abnormalities, injustices I and others face, and other things I am passionate about. I'm also working on a game or something.

This is an MS Paint Doodle of me:

True Facts About Luka

• The only poster Luka has in his room is a metallic poster of The Invisible Man Returns.
• Luka has painted his nails black about ten times tonight, each time being unable to resist the urge to chip it off.
• Luka's favorite instrument is the vibraphone.
• Luka's first and one true love is the Biolizard from Sonic Adventure 2 Battle.
• As a child Luka used to pretend that he was blowing up taliban when he would smash ant hills with a rock and flood them with a garden hose.
• As a child Luka was obsessed with setting things on fire and dropping them in the bathtub.
• As a child Luka wet the bed persistently, not stopping until ninth grade.
• The above three behaviors are said to be linked to violent and sociopathic tendencies later in life.
• In the sixth grade Luka had a dinner date with an IPad with a picture of genderbent Kyle Broflovski from South Park displayed on it, in his room, at 3am, over wine glasses filled with milk, on a cardboard box. He was caught by his mom that night.
• Luka has frequent paranoid delusions about his food being purposely poisoned by a massive organization of pedophilic doctors.

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